Saying, "Hello darling!" in a Roger Moore-esque fashion... to people of either sex.	Answering a bedside hotel phone and saying, "Hello?"... while still fast asleep.
Gliding a horizontal cigarette under his nose, before smoking it.	Writing 'England' for his place of birth on US immigration forms, as opposed to 'Britain' or 'United Kingdom'.
Suggesting another drink in the airport bar, when your names are already being tetchily called out over the tannoy.	Smiling, even during periods of incredible adversity.
Speaking with his characteristic sexual frankness among reserved people, then wondering why tumbleweeds roll past in the ensuing silence.	Surprising people by asking sudden questions - ie, to a bundle-carrying hotel worker emerging from a lift, "What have you got in there?".

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